the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.” 

(via thecoastofyourdelicateheart)

edgaralanfrog:


glencocoabutter:


son, your mother and i are very concerned


i never laughed at two cats harder before

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

(via thecoastofyourdelicateheart)

  • me: makes a mistake
  • me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

(via partywithasinner)

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator, via threefourandfive)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via tangledupintexasskin)

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious, via doiseecol0r)

sdfghjklyly:

JHSFDAKLFJS TOO CUTEEE

sdfghjklyly:

JHSFDAKLFJS TOO CUTEEE

(Source: thepetcollective, via yoourstruly)